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[youraffection]

yosuke hanamura

video • voice • text ❝ It's Yosuke! You know what do do. And if you don't, how'd you make this call in the first place? ❞ [ BEEP! ] action [ Available at his apartment, working, or otherwise. ]

( original code by whaleparties )

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[filia_terrae]

[She's not even in the game. He hasn't even set it up. By all accounts, this should be impossible.]

I know where you are.

I suggest you remain on your best behavior there.

Goodbye.

[youraffection]

[ HE HASN'T EVEN INTRO'D YET! ]

How did you--

Wh--

Are you seriously everywhere?!

1/?

[a_pimp_named_slickback]

[The next message is from someone who sounds very familiar. Very familiar - and very angry.]

Bitch, where tha hell you at?! If you ain't at the corner of Armitage an' 7th in the next five minutes, yo ass is walkin' back! Lawd, you betta pray fo yo damn soul, you silly bitch, because my pimp hand is gonna smack it right outta you if you keep on-

[Wait, hold the fuck up-]

[a_pimp_named_slickback]

[Is this-?]

[a_pimp_named_slickback]

[-so it would seem. A hasty backtracking is in order.]

done!

[a_pimp_named_slickback]

[He clears his throat.] My apologies, Mister Hanamura. I seem to have confused your phone number with that of one of my bitches.

[filia_terrae]

You know the answer to that.

[HBIC gonna HBIC.]

[youraffection]

You're not...actually coming here, are you?

1/2

[youraffection]

[ WHAT. WHAT THE HELL. ]

[youraffection]

HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN!? Our names aren't even remotely----!!


....Uh...I mean...I hope not...

[filia_terrae]

It would serve you well to behave as though I were.

[a_pimp_named_slickback]

You would be surprised at the silly-ass names bitches give themselves when they get the opportunity, Mister Hanamura. This particular bitch so happened to be named "Yolinda". To me, that ain't even a name, that's a contraction, but I ain't a bitch, what do I know?

Speaking of bitches, I will take the liberty of assuming you remain bitchless. Does that indeed remain the case?

[youraffection]

Yolinda...?

[ Yo...suke...okay. Fine. He'll give that a pass. Let's be real, he wouldn't know how to talk back to Slickback anyway. ]

Uh...well...Yeah. Kind of.

[youraffection]

...Yes, ma'am!

--I MEAN. Your Imperial Majesty...

[filia_terrae]

[With one last glower, she disconnects.

You have survived talking to Kuvira, Yosuke. Once again, by the skin of your teeth.]

[a_pimp_named_slickback]

"Kind of"?

[He's - more than a little incredulous.]

Being bitchless is not on a continuum, Mr. Hanamura. It is an absolute. Being "kind of" bitchless is like saying you "kind of" knocked a bitch up, or you "kind of" married a bitch - neither of which I recommend, but that's for another time. If you have indeed continued to squander the decades of hard-fought pimp knowledge I have so generously bequeathed upon you, I would rather you just say so.