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[youraffection]

yosuke hanamura

video • voice • text ❝ It's Yosuke! You know what do do. And if you don't, how'd you make this call in the first place? ❞ [ BEEP! ] action [ Available at his apartment, working, or otherwise. ]

( original code by whaleparties )

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[a_pimp_named_slickback]

You would be surprised at the silly-ass names bitches give themselves when they get the opportunity, Mister Hanamura. This particular bitch so happened to be named "Yolinda". To me, that ain't even a name, that's a contraction, but I ain't a bitch, what do I know?

Speaking of bitches, I will take the liberty of assuming you remain bitchless. Does that indeed remain the case?

[youraffection]

Yolinda...?

[ Yo...suke...okay. Fine. He'll give that a pass. Let's be real, he wouldn't know how to talk back to Slickback anyway. ]

Uh...well...Yeah. Kind of.

[a_pimp_named_slickback]

"Kind of"?

[He's - more than a little incredulous.]

Being bitchless is not on a continuum, Mr. Hanamura. It is an absolute. Being "kind of" bitchless is like saying you "kind of" knocked a bitch up, or you "kind of" married a bitch - neither of which I recommend, but that's for another time. If you have indeed continued to squander the decades of hard-fought pimp knowledge I have so generously bequeathed upon you, I would rather you just say so.