'Cuz you're totally acting like it! Duh, no one wants that! . . . I guess probably some people want that, but that ain't the point! If I'm dealing with it you've gotta too!

[This isn't going to work, is it. He pauses, then tries another tactic, grinning.]

Man, just think of it as like, your payment for all the girls' asses you're gonna get to see today.