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[youraffection]

Yosuke Hanamura

Iiiiiiit's Yosuke! You know what to do. And if you don't, leave a message after the tone. Beep! ...Haha, okay, for real now.

陽介だぜ！わかんねぇだろうな？メッセージを残ってくれ！ピーッつってん後で。ピーッ！　。。。はは、じゃ、まじで。

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[tarotcards]

Tip 015: Cats are the top priority. Always put them above your friends and family.

[youraffection]

Y R U DOIN THIS
SOUJI Y
I DONT EVEN HAVE A CAT

1/6 again... sorry but not sorry for your inbox

[tarotcards]

Congratulations! Our systems indicate that you have typed in SOUJI Y as in SOUJI YES. We will continue the same billing service and send you the same tips. Thank you for your patronage!

(Also, I'm doing this because you're my friend and you are in desperate need for tips)

[tarotcards]

Tip 016: Get a cat. Seriously. What are you waiting for?

[tarotcards]

Tip 017: Take a picture of said cat and send it to Souji.

[tarotcards]

Tip 018: Name the cat after Souji, your good friend.

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Tip 019: Bring the cat over to Souji's for a cat date with Cream-san.

[tarotcards]

Tip 020: Enjoy your new life as a cat owner.

[youraffection]

I DONT NEED A CAT!!

[tarotcards]

And this is exactly why you need these Souji Tips. You don't understand how great it is to own a cat.

[youraffection]

i couldnt get a cat even if i did want 1!
u know i still live with my parents

[tarotcards]

Then the next solution is to find some strays and take care of them.

Or have a cat and keep it at my place.

[youraffection]

uv got like 3 cats already
i think its fine

[tarotcards]

There's no such thing as too many cats, Yosuke. Yu and I can handle having one more cat around for you.

[youraffection]

if i ever need a cat
which i dont
i can just visit urs
srsly where did all this come from?

[ Is this some sort of initiation harassment? ]

[tarotcards]

But it's different visiting a cat and having your own.

To be completely honest, boredom. It's a pretty slow morning.

[ it's 7am, souji... how is it slow... ]

[youraffection]

dude when did u wake up?

[tarotcards]

Around 5AM. Why?

[youraffection]

its supposed 2 b slow at 5am!

[tarotcards]

Not always. The cats tend to be awake at this time and keep me company if I'm up but they're surprisingly sleeping right now. It's cute, at least.

[youraffection]

have u been sleeping?

[tarotcards]

[ oh no, yosuke, you are not going to flip this on souji and make it all sad ]

Yeah. I've been waking up earlier some days but it's nothing that bad. It's been giving me a lot of time to get some extra work done around the apartment.

[ it's okay to lie about this since yosuke won't be able to tell... ]

[youraffection]

so basically no
u havent

[ HE CAN SEE THROUGH YOOOOU PARTNER. ]

u know thats not good right?

[tarotcards]

[ DAMMIT DON'T CALL HIM OUT ON HIS BULLSHIT YOSUKE souji isn't used to this :( ]

I know, but there's not much I can do about it.

It's really not as bad as it seems.

[ souji has been so stressed out lately by just... everything so sleep is Hard ]

[youraffection]

[ THAT'S WHAT HE IS HERE FOR SOOJ ]

idk man
i get super cranky and weird when i dont sleep
i saw yu when he was really sleep deprived 2
is this just a thing with u guys?
work hard and forget 4 party and still dont sleep?