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[youraffection]

Yosuke Hanamura

Iiiiiiit's Yosuke! You know what to do. And if you don't, leave a message after the tone. Beep! ...Haha, okay, for real now.

陽介だぜ！わかんねぇだろうな？メッセージを残ってくれ！ピーッつってん後で。ピーッ！　。。。はは、じゃ、まじで。

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[maskreant]

that's why i indicated it's a whisper. how else would you notice?

glad to see that you're alive.

[youraffection]

real clever...
yea
4 what its worth u 2
where did u end up?

[maskreant]

i didn't disappear like you guys, but my team explored the creepy forest. it was cool, but... seriously surreal. did you know there's a temple in an underwater cavern in the lake there? never go if you ever get a chance. there's this tentacle monster with large claws at the end when you solve all the puzzles.

in addition, i got to milk a cow for the first time in my life.

what about you? i hope it wasn't horrible.

[ Is it weird that he sounds concerned... ]

[youraffection]

what?
dude no way
i mean
the temple underwater is enough but yea lets say no to tentacle monsters??
i guess monsters in general shouldnt b a surprise at this point though huh
u know somehow milking a cow doesnt have the same gravity as the rest

[ It's a little weird...Yosuke is suspicious. ]

me?
no tentacles monters but
there were giant lizards and mummies and no toilets and well witches and dragons who were princesses and getting stuck in tombs and nearly getting eaten and yea
u know
fun times

[maskreant]

yes way. i didn't get to take pictures since we had to dive into the lake to get there.

really? they're kind of all like firsts for me. first time in a water temple, first time milking a cow.

... it sounds like one hell of a dream. either way, i'm glad you're safe.

[ well, that feels weird to type. let's keep going: ]

did you get to be a prince to those dragon princesses?

[youraffection]

thats so crazy
but i feel like im saying that all the time now
our new normal is crazy
wtf
but rly cows and underwater temples not on the same level. like not even remotely

[ Really, Akira? That's...almost sweet. ]

yea
same 2 u

[ ...And then. ]

no
she tried 2 set us on fire

[ A girl did throw themselves at him, though. Too bad it was Sadako. ]

[maskreant]

you can't tell me that until you've visited an underwater temple and milk a cow.

at least we're all crazy together.

[ Yes. ]

i guess she must have really wanted takoyosuke?

[youraffection]

i cant believe im gonna ask this but
did u milk the cow IN the temple

yea misery loves company and all that

[ A mantra he is sincerely believing these days. ]

what?
dude why am i an octopus

[maskreant]

no, but i did meet some talking fish. they were gambling on seahorse jockeys. we even got to participate in the race even though i stole the prize already.

at least we can enjoy misery together.

[ Shhhhh. ]

i don't see why not? takoyaki is great.

[youraffection]

i cant believe i just read that sentence with complete srsness
this world is messed up

y r all my friends so weird

[maskreant]

are we really friends?

i didn't know that.

[ TOUCHED... ]

[youraffection]

idk
i guess??
ur not a bad guy even if u mess with me most of the time
look just dont make this weird

[maskreant]

sorry, i'm just not used to it. i actually didn't have many friends before, but i guess it's also because i didn't try.

thank you.

[youraffection]

what?
no way
its not like u look like u have problems talking 2 ppl

[maskreant]

i did before, but i guess i just wasn't used to it. i moved around a lot, so it felt like it didn't matter if i did talk to anyone in the first place.

they used to call me a ghost if i ever came back and kind of treated me like that.

[youraffection]

what?
thats p shitty
i wouldnt want 2 b friends with those ppl either

i guess i kind of get u?
i mean i was 12 when we moved here but i thought id keep in contact with some of my friends from back home but never did
maybe we were 2 young or something
its supposed 2 b easier now that everyone has phones and computers right?

[maskreant]

it's no big deal. kids don't know any better. usually at that age, it's difficult for them to understand how another person feels.

maybe? i still wasn't close to anyone long enough to warrant exchanging numbers.

[youraffection]

yea i guess not but still feels sucky 2 b left behind
u know kinda

[maskreant]

it's more like i left them, but you're right.

i hope you at least got to enjoy your childhood here. assimilating into America is pretty hard.