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shut up!! look ur house is old and its oct so if I get sick im gonna blame u

Edited 2017-10-02 06:42 (UTC)

I'm not actually going to make you sleep on the floor, Yosuke. Will you come over already?

fiiiiiiiiiiine do u want me 2 pick up anything?

Condoms.

wtf???????????????

Hahaha. I'll see you soon, Yosuke. ( ˘ ³˘)♡

???????????

[ So Yosuke takes a while to get to Yu's place.

Because he's trying to figure out WTF Yu wants with him. And if he really needs to buy condoms even though that is so nothing he is prepared to use or do?? But if he doesn't show up with them then what. Would Yu try to play it off as a joke. Or is it a joke? No it's definitely a joke. Yu wouldn't spring that on him.

Right???

Yosuke eventually shows up without condoms. Even though he did spend a good fifteen minutes pacing down the aisles of a convenience store trying to decide if he would.

He knocks.

Have mercy on him. ]

Come on upstairs. Door's unlocked. I've got a surprise. ♥

[ that's the yext yosuke gets a moment after he knocks on the door. and he will find that he can let himself in! this probably isn't ominous at all.

go on, yosuke. go upstairs and head to your boyfriend's room. there's no reason to be nervous, right? he's definitely not up to something.

Which is why, when Yosuke opens Yu's door, he can find Yu definitely NOT lounging Sexily™ on his bed, a come hither look in his eyes and a ... costume of some sort on his body. He definitely does NOT have the fishnets as well as the stiletto boots. Absolutely not. Everything is normal.

Just kidding he's totally dressed up as a sexy devil. In what he definitely thinks is a Sultry™ voice: ]

You're finally here. ♥

[ so like there isn't actually any heart but it's definitely implied by his tone of voice. ]

[ Oh shit.

He should have gotten condoms, huh. At least so he could throw them at Yu and then run all the way home like an errand boy embarrassed by his delivery.

Yosuke gulps, taking each step up the stairs very, very carefully...

He spends a good minute outside Yu's bedroom door, too, contemplating his fate and wondering if ignorance might be bliss. Why is Yu so good at making him nervous without doing much of anything?? Gah.

But open the door he does, only to be greeted with-- ]

...

[ What in all that is good in this world is he looking at. ]

...

[ Yosuke blinks.

Stares.

Looks down the hallway.

Looks back at Yu.

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? ]

...You--

[ And then, just...

He loses it. He fucking loses it. Yosuke bites his lower lip, snorts as he tries to hold back a laugh, before just letting it all go. ]

Pfffffff!! Hahaha! What the hell are you wearing!?

[ okay, so like, of all the reactions he expected yosuke to have - horror, outrage, outrageous embarrassment - this ... really wasn't one of them. yu ends up blinking several times at his boyfriend, his seductive smile morphing into quiet surprise.

and then slowly he just ... kind of gets more and more red in the face.

this totally backfired on him, huh.

with a huff Yu pushes up on his arms, swinging his legs over the side of the bed and pouting a little. ]

I thought it would be obvious. I'm a sexy devil, here to seduce you.

[ To be fair, it's partially relief--relief because Yu couldn't have honestly been planning on actual sex if he's wearing that thing. He got Yosuke all worried for nothing, didn't he? (Thank god??)

So here's Yosuke, holding onto the door frame as he just lets himself laugh at the complete ridiculousness of the situation.

He'd been so worried... ]

Yeah? In what universe?

[ He cackles, straightening himself up. ]

Seriously, dude--you're not honestly gonna wear that on Halloween, are you?

You don't think I look sexy, Yosuke?

[ Said with a slight smile. Yu pushes to his feet, wobbling only a little as he makes his way over to properly tug his boyfriend into the room. Yu towers over Yosuke now, thanks to the boots which push him over 6' tall. Which lets Yu drape his arms over Yosuke's shoulders and lean against him, put out. ]

Anyway, of course not. Have you ever tried walking in heels before? It's impossible.

Is that a serious question...?

[ Yu. You looks sexy.

Just not in that.

Never in that...

He feels like he's standing next to Frank-N-Furter. That is not who he wants to date. Which consequently does make him feel a little weird when Yu drapes on him. So mission accomplished on that part, boyfriend. ]

Uh, no, and I'm gonna keep it that way, I think.

[ A pause as he glances up...and up. ]

Do I even wanna know where you found this...?

Hm. Looks like I'll have to switch up my tactics in the future...

[ ???????????

anyway. he's gonna wobble his way back over to the bed and plop down it, setting to work on getting those boots off. ]

The internet. [ cryptically. ]

[ He's just gonna cross his arms and watch Yu try and figure out how to get out of his own trap. And he's going to enjoy it. ]

Okay, well maybe we need to set the parental controls on your computer.

[ wrinkles his nose at his boyfriend and flicks the dinky plastic pitchfork at his head. ]

This was my trick for you, by the way. But since it backfired, I'm still down one point... I'll catch up to you, Yosuke, just you wait.

[ well, he's got the boots off now, anyway. what's probably obvious by now (and what may be a relief to yosuke) is that he's wearing boxer-briefs under the costume, hidden only by careful positioning when he was posing on the bed. but like, point being that he's not naked and clearly never planned to be. so that's a plus, probably?

Yu will pause as his hands lift to the lacing over his chest, and he waggles his eyebrows at Yosuke. ]

Would you like to ... unwrap me?

Edited 2017-10-03 06:25 (UTC)

[ Ducks!! And barely misses it, but he does. It must be his lucky day! ]

What?

[ He raises a brow at the offer. ]

Nope. You gotta get yourself out of this one, Narukami. Your gift to me is I just get to watch.

So you're saying you want a striptease? I didn't know you were that kind of boy... but I can oblige.

[ he doesn't. he wouldn't know how to be sexy while undressing to save his life. he just kind of undoes the costume normally.

shimmying out of the fishnet stockings would probably be the sexiest part if he weren't a nerd, but he is, so actually in the process of removing them he almost falls off the bed and it's a bad time.

eventually he's stripped down to his boxers - though he's still got the devil horns on his head for some reason - and he'll stretch, puffing out a sigh of relief. ]

That was a lot less comfortable than it looked.

That’s not what I meant!

[ Okay, there’s the huffing Yu expected. Yosuke picks up the pitchfork and tosses it back at Yu. It misses.

It’s funny, though, seeing Yu be the uncoordinated one. He snickers as his boyfriend struggles with the stockings. But he’s left with a shirtless Yu in his underwear with little devil horns on.

That...is...leaps and bounds more interesting to him, he realizes rather quickly. And immediately coughs as Yu stretches, averting his gaze slightly off center. ]

That’s surprising—it already looked like hell to wear.

[ Yu considers that line thoughtfully as he heads over to his dresser, pulling out a soft cotton sleep-shirt and tugging it on over his head.

Just a t-shirt and boxers, though - he feels comfortable enough that way, and he'll move back over to Yosuke to lean against him properly. ]

"Like hell to wear" ... nice pun, Yosuke. I'm proud of you for coming up with that one.

[ .... was Yosuke looking away as he stretched, or did he just imagine that? ]

[ Yosuke snorts. ]

Ugh, you and your puns....

[ Which, honestly he doesn’t mind puns, it’s just the twins go into overkill.

But in all seriousness, he regards his now comfortably dressed boyfriend. Long athletic legs in form-fitting boxer briefs, loose and soft shirt, and those dumb little horns.

Yeah. He’s kind of into it. ]

Hey.

[ He’ll give the hem of Yu’s shirt a tug. ]

Me? You're the one who said it.

[ pecks his cheek, a gesture of such casual affection that it should take his breath away, that he even gets to do something like this.

the tug gets a curious headtilt. ]

What's up?

Yeah, but I wasn’t trying to.

[ Accidentally clever? Ha.

But, with that he’ll turn so he can face Yu fully. He’s got to go for it before he loses his nerve, so Yosuke leans in, cheeks quickly turning pink. ]

This is way sexier.

[ And gives Yu a kiss on the lips before he can respond. ]

Which means Souji and I have been rubbing off on you. I'm glad our lessons in punning haven't gone to waste.

[ ah, but.

he's REALLY not expecting what comes next. yosuke is just full of surprises tonight, huh?

there might actually be real reasons yu thought dressing up in a sexy girl's costume would be the right option to seduce yosuke--

(maybe more feminine would be less scary?)

--so to find out his boyfriend finds him sexy in just a tshirt and boxers, as the boy that he is...

well.

he returns the kiss, but when Yosuke pulls back, he'll get treated to Yu kinda having a moment, even if it's mostly internal. Yosuke may be the only person in Recolle who can fully deduce what emotions are rolling through him right now. it's a happiness and a shock and a quiet delight profound him enough to rob him of speech.

yosuke doesn't just like him for who he is. yosuke likes him as a boy. yosuke finds him attractive as a boy. is that a big a deal as it feels like for someone who insisted for months that he was the straightest guy in town?

in the end Yu is kind of a flustered mess, even if all that fluster and all that mess is contained beneath his skin, and he bumps his forehead against Yosuke's. ]

... you think I'm sexy, [ he repeats, and though there's little change in his even tone, yosuke will be able to detect the faint note of elation. ]

[ It is a little more difficult to discern Yu's reaction so close, but Yosuke doesn't miss the silence that hangs between them, the way that Yu needs a moment to process it all. So when he just leans against Yosuke's forehead and says that...

Yosuke flushes.

He knows that most of his compliments about their relationship come from him as teases, rather than just the same earnest declarations that Yu is prone to every once in a while. Yosuke owes him that much, right? ]

...D-Duh.

[ Well, he tried. ]

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Dammit iPhone

it just wants your love

Then why must it hate

because you won't accept it into your heart

Because if it I have no heart

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