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[youraffection]

Because Captcha is ridiculous.

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[youraffection]

[ This is getting ridiculous. There's no subtly here. Only pain and embarrassment. ]

Is that what you want!?

[ Evil bat overlords??

Yosuke scrambles to his feet. ]

I can't believe I'm gonna say this, but--

[ Yeah, that's definitely a bat wall. ]

Give me your hand!

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[ his hand

well, he holds it out as of ready to shake his hand. or grab it. okay, maybe he can get where this is going. good idea yosuke. ]

I’ll swing you through them on three, one— [ EREN THAT’S NOT THE PLAN ]

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What--NO!!

[ No.

Eren NO.

Yosuke takes his hand, but now he's just hoping that Eren doesn't throw him before he has time to react. ]

Just HOLD STILL!

[ Because Yosuke is going to be surprisingly bold, albeit more than slightly fueled by the possibility that he's going to be flying through a wall of bats in a moment. So what does he do? You can guess.

He kisses Eren's hand.

For like half a second.

So quick you couldn't even see it. ]

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[ EREN YES

but that is not the plan?? apparently. eren pauses on two and stares at him incredulously. that stare, after the peck on his hand, turns into, you know what, i don’t even know. does he look angry? confused??? grossly flustered and wanting to punch his teeth in yes he does, snapping his hand back with a face as red as the ripest cherry and pulling it into a fist on instinct. bro ]

Now you tell me what the fuck you think you’re doing.

[ at least the bats all flutter away in peace for their next victim behind them, as silent as can be. they seem satisfied. thirst succeeded. now you deal with the beast. ]

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[ The bats...the bats they leave! Thank goodness!

Except--he may not live to enjoy it. At all. ]

It's--they're mistletoe! They were screaming at us because they wanted us to--

[ GAH. ]

I wasn't just gonna kiss you on the--

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[ INTERRUPTING. i’m so personally sorry for yosuke. god, he’s so embarrassed. while eren lowers his arms, the frown so deep it could cut is given. ]

You always do what everyone wants you to do?

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Wh--no!!

[ Is there any way to save himself from his fate? ]

It's just--that's what Retrospec does! It makes you messed up and backs you into a corner! I didn't do it because I wanted to, man, but we were getting attacked and they were calling for reinforcements!

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[ nothing could save him from this fate ]

Don’t blame Retrospec for your choice. [ let it go eren, says the little voice at the back of his head. it was just a peck on the hand. the guy was obviously desperate and didn’t think, plus he looked like he was about to, like. piss himself a little. SIGH. he’s still frowning, but after a pause, he sighs. fine, he’ll let the peck go. but there’s one thing he won’t. ] You know what pisses me off more?

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[ Does he want to know what pisses Eren off more? Not really, because he's pretty sure that it's going to be whatever his reaction will be next... ]

...Wh-What?

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You’d rather do something you don’t want to do instead of going the extra mile.

[ NOW YOU THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’VE DONE. but, he points to where the bat wall had tried to block them. chocolates huh . . . a lot of hershey christmas packs. ]

There were kisses right there.

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...

[ He-- ]

...Th--

[ WHAT. ]

...Would that have worked???

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I hit a guy’s face after I wrote kissed on my hand and that worked.

[ do you want to try that out yosuke ]

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Wh...

[ NO. But.

God. ]

...Oh god, just kill me now.

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[ he’ll let you soak that in but, bro, there is a limit. he grabs yosuke’s shoulder and gives it an agressive wake-up shake. ]

Look— forget it. Now you know, just don’t pull crap like that again.

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Y-Yeah...

[ See, this would be the time Eren could honestly kill him and Yosuke would go, "This is fine, I deserve this". But OKAY. He can't mope forever. ]

I mean, hopefully I'll never have to deal with this again, but...

[ SIGH. ]

...We can just never talk about this again. Right?

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Never.

[ at least he agrees, and hopes that tou’ll keep that never at the back of your mind until the end of time. he gives . . . yosuke’s shoulder a smack. ]

Now loosen up. Everyone’s watching.

[ IT’S NOT LIKE HE WAS GOING TO KILL YOU OVER RETAIL OR ANYTHING!!!! ]

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[ HOW CAN HE BE SURE WHEN HE WAS ALSO SURE EREN WAS GOING TO KILL HIM BEFORE. Yosuke jerks forward a little, but manages to straighten himself. ]

Ehehe...R-Right! Of course...thanks, man.

[ We're chill, right?? ]

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[ we’re chill. for now.

but he feels like he’s seen your face somewhere before. ]

—Hey, what’s your name?

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[ Okay.

THIS Is where he dies. ]

Uh...Yosuke! Yosuke Hanamura.

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[ yosuke hanamura . . . . . yosuke . . .
















who’s that ]

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[ i’m just kidding, he knows who that is. how could he forget. there’s something of a smirk on his face as he rolls his shoulders, looking . . . eren no, don’t be mean (he won’t he’s just puffing his chest out and trying to seem imposing) ]

You’re almost the same thing online, aren’t you? [ a compliment??? for being genuine I guess?? take it. ] I’m Eren.

[ he holds his hand out. now shake on it. ]

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[ MOMENT OF PANIC?

Well. Not until he makes the connection. Same online. Eren.


Oh. Oh. ]

...H-H-Hi!

[ HE SHAKES IT AND TRIES TO BE MANLY ABOUT IT DEAR GOD. ]

...It's nice to meet you?

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Kissing my hand aside . . . [ lmao okay, let him tease him at least one more time and we’re cool. he’s being cool about it. ] Guess it is.

[ score??? ]

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[ HE...IS GOING TO LIVE! DEAR GOD HE'S GOING TO LIVE. ]

Y-Yeah! Thanks, man! I'll see you around.