[HA. Mission accomplished. They'll pull the stick away before he can make contact with it after swatting, but he'll still see the satisfied grin on their face. What a little jerk.]
Okay.
[That was... easy enough.]
Wanted you to get up, and now you're up. So... no more of that. [They'll even hold the stick behind their back now, far away from his butt. Be happy, stranger.] Don't lay down again, though.
[Or they'll stick it in his ear this time. It's incentive!!]
[ He can't trust this person, can he? Not with the way they're still holding the stick. He feels like there's a potential for poking no matter what. Still, Yosuke huffs and turns around properly so he can push himself to his feet. ]
You really shouldn't go around poking people, you know...
[ He says a little indignantly as he dusts himself off. ]
[Maybe they shouldn't, but that doesn't mean they can't...! Okay, no. That is an awful life philosophy to have. They don't look the slightest bit regretful, though. In fact, they snicker a little as he dusts himself off.]
I know. Worked, though. Think that's what's more important.
[ At Yosuke's expense? Why is it always at Yosuke's expense. He gives a huff to show just how much he likes that take on things and crosses his arms. ]
Sure, but you might end up jabbing someone in the ass that won't be as nice as me.
[ Yosuke narrows his eyes. What's with this kid? Don't they realize that this is a beach on an alien planet or something like that? They shouldn't be poking people in the ass! ]
So what you're telling me is you get in trouble a lot.
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Okay.
[That was... easy enough.]
Wanted you to get up, and now you're up. So... no more of that. [They'll even hold the stick behind their back now, far away from his butt. Be happy, stranger.] Don't lay down again, though.
[Or they'll stick it in his ear this time. It's incentive!!]
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You really shouldn't go around poking people, you know...
[ He says a little indignantly as he dusts himself off. ]
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I know. Worked, though. Think that's what's more important.
[#jerk]
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Sure, but you might end up jabbing someone in the ass that won't be as nice as me.
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If they're mean, then... I run.
[Even though they're not exactly the fastest runner around. Getting caught by Undyne every four steps is proof enough of that.]
Easy to get out of trouble if you can run.
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So what you're telling me is you get in trouble a lot.
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Mhm, but s'okay. I'm good at getting out of trouble, too.
[Frisk, child. Don't say that like it's something to be proud of.]
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Yeah, but not for the people you're causing trouble for!
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Don't think it's bad for them. Made friends with most of them, anyways.
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[ Okay, Yosuke, you can chill out now. He sighs and shakes his head. ]
Seriously, though. You should be careful. I've heard this place can get kind of dicey.