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[youraffection]

Screw Captcha!

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[dereban]

[ She is so embarrassed by Yosuke right now, for real. Even if a shark's teeth aren't as good for popping, but hey, it might've just worked.

Might have. Although Inaba sighs once they're swallowed whole, wrinkling her nose a little bit. ]

You have got to be kidding me. This is some Pinocchio shit right here.

[youraffection]

[ That's...that's fair. Yosuke might be embarrassed by himself, too, if he weren't otherwise worried about being digested.

This is it. This is the end. ]

I don't...

[ Hey, wait? ]

...You know, if this doesn't pop inside the whale--...ah, who am I kidding. This is ridiculous...

[dereban]

[ She grimaces slightly, nearly saying something as she creases her brow, nearly tempted to run a hand down her face. But she doesn't. ]

Well. I guess this is one way to exit the level... [ That's definitely A Thing. ]

[youraffection]

Exit the level...?

[ He stares at her wide-eyed for a second. ]

By being eaten? Seriously?

[dereban]

I didn't say that it's a good way to exit.

[ There's just a rather flat expression. ]

[youraffection]

WHAT KIND OF GAME IS THIS!?

[dereban]

A really shitty one.

[youraffection]

I don't want to be eaten by a whale!

[dereban]

I don't know, would you rather die by losing air in here or die by getting swallowed by a whale?

[youraffection]

...Neither? Is neither an option!?

[ This is such a wonderfully productive conversation. Yosuke is glad he can help. He's less glad that the whale is about ten feet away. ]

...Guess that answers that...

[dereban]

If only it was that easy...

[ Well. That certainly is unfortunate, however. ]

[youraffection]

It was nice knowing you...

[ He says as the whale opens its large mouth--yep, definitely going to swallow them. That's a thing that's happening. ]

[dereban]

Can't we at least introduce ourselves before we die?

[ Like, seriously, it's too weird not to know his name. ]

I mean, yeah, we'll wake up in the colony not dead and such unless we somehow get glitched back into the Nexus Code or something, but I don't want to be wondering if some random person got wrecked entirely...

[ Look. She worries about people! ]

I'm Inaba Himeko.

[youraffection]

This is literally the worst way to meet someone...

[ But she's right. He sighs, which is about as calm as he can be at the moment. ]

Hanamura Yosuke. I'd say it's nice to meet you, but...

[dereban]

Yeah, I get it. Guess I'll have to see you on the other side, huh.

[youraffection]

[ Considering the mouth is right about to swallow them-- ]

Yeah. Nice knowing you...

[ For a glorious awkward ten minutes.

And then CHOMP. Whale food. ]