[ Okay, this is an important life lesson. He takes a deep breath to calm himself down. ]
Water in the ocean has got a lot of salt in it, okay? All that salt is bad for you and, like, sucks all the water out of your body and makes you dehydrated...Assuming you are made of water.
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[ Gah! Hasn't Teddie at least seen one television program about that by now? At least one? ]
People die from that! And that has nothing to do with being attractive!
[ Technically it's the dehydration, but you know. Better just to nix it entirely for Teddie's sake. ]
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Is there a difference between that water and the water in a bottle?
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[ Okay, this is an important life lesson. He takes a deep breath to calm himself down. ]
Water in the ocean has got a lot of salt in it, okay? All that salt is bad for you and, like, sucks all the water out of your body and makes you dehydrated...Assuming you are made of water.