youraffection | [IC] Overflow @ cerealia

T-Two girls at once...

[ This is it.

This is where Yosuke just gives up. There's no way he can compete with that--granted, they're obviously looking for different girls at this point, but...but still! There's no way, no way he can even get one date...

Yosuke hangs his head a little dramatically. ]

There's no way...

Uh. Are you okay?

( It takes a moment or two before Soleil's daydreaming wears off and she notices Yosuke sulking. She knows that look. )

So. You don't have much luck, huh?

Fine! I'm fine...

[ Just here. Yes, sulking is a good way to put it. Sulking in his total lack of swag. ]

...That's a nice way to put it, yeah.

Uh. Oh...Jeez. Come on, don't pout like that.

( Now she feels bad. She isn't sure what she did, but she feels bad. Did her overwhelming swag crush this boy's hopes and dreams? )

Turn that frown upside down. You already agreed to be my wingman, right? I bet we can get you a date. Eventually.

I'm not pouting.

[ He is totally 100% pouting. Cheer up, Yosuke. The more pathetic you are the more you're making a case for why this never works out for you. But her swag did totally crush him, yes. Crushed his spirit, hopes, and dreams all in one fell swoop. ]

The whole point of a wingman is to get you dates. Besides, the girls that are going for you aren't really going to be into the idea of a guy, you know?

Hey! That sort of self-defeating talk is going to set you up for failure. Chin up! Stand straight! Smile!

( To show her point, Soleil stands straight, shoulders wide, and with her hands at her hips. Swag is a state of mind. )

It's kind of against my best interests, but...come on! We'll get you a date. But first you need to believe.

[ His eyes inevitably skip down to her clamshell-clad breasts at that. She doesn't mind him looking a little, right? But they move back up to her face soon after.]

...Wait? Really? Seriously? You'll do that for me?

( Her indifference toward being checked out by men is so great that she doesn't even register that Yosuke checked out her shells again. )

Yeah, sure! You seem nice enough. I'm not going to do the work for you, but I'll do my best to whip you into shape.

[ Hey, they're some very nice...shells. Yeah. It's hard not to look. ]

Oh man, that'd be great! Advice on girls from an actual girl...that's definitely better than anything I could've come up with.

Hehe, I've never tried giving advice on it before. I kind of doing all naturally. But I'll see what I can do.

We can walk and talk, right? It's kind of weird being stuck in a giant...sand castle.

[IC] Overflow @ cerealia

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