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Yosuke Hanamura

Iiiiiiit's Yosuke! You know what to do. And if you don't, leave a message after the tone. Beep! ...Haha, okay, for real now.

陽介だぜ！わかんねぇだろうな？メッセージを残ってくれ！ピーッつってん後で。ピーッ！　。。。はは、じゃ、まじで。

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done...

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nyaaaaaa~ ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

OH MY GOD

[youraffection]

STOPSOOJ STOPSOOJ STOPSJOOO STOJPSOO
STOPSOOJ
STOPSOOJ
SJTOOSJP
WTF

(*•̀ᴗ•́*)و ̑̑ also 1/6

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Congratulations! Our systems indicate that you have typed in SOOJ four times. Your account has been upgraded to our premium Souji Tips service for one tip every minute. An additional $14.99 has been added to your bill.

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Tip 011: To get into the mind of a cat, you must become a cat. Meow at everyone who passes you by and knock over their belongings from their table. 9/10 scientists confirm that this works.

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Tip 012: If your cat hates baths, lick your cat clean instead. It'll clean them right up and also be a fun bonding experience for the two of you!

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Tip 013: Collect as many cats as you can. You gotta catch 'em all!

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Tip 014: Devote an entire room in your home to become a cat playroom. They deserve one.

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Tip 015: Cats are the top priority. Always put them above your friends and family.

[youraffection]

Y R U DOIN THIS
SOUJI Y
I DONT EVEN HAVE A CAT

1/6 again... sorry but not sorry for your inbox

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Congratulations! Our systems indicate that you have typed in SOUJI Y as in SOUJI YES. We will continue the same billing service and send you the same tips. Thank you for your patronage!

(Also, I'm doing this because you're my friend and you are in desperate need for tips)

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Tip 016: Get a cat. Seriously. What are you waiting for?

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Tip 017: Take a picture of said cat and send it to Souji.

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Tip 018: Name the cat after Souji, your good friend.

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Tip 019: Bring the cat over to Souji's for a cat date with Cream-san.

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Tip 020: Enjoy your new life as a cat owner.

[youraffection]

I DONT NEED A CAT!!

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And this is exactly why you need these Souji Tips. You don't understand how great it is to own a cat.

[youraffection]

i couldnt get a cat even if i did want 1!
u know i still live with my parents

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Then the next solution is to find some strays and take care of them.

Or have a cat and keep it at my place.

[youraffection]

uv got like 3 cats already
i think its fine

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There's no such thing as too many cats, Yosuke. Yu and I can handle having one more cat around for you.

[youraffection]

if i ever need a cat
which i dont
i can just visit urs
srsly where did all this come from?

[ Is this some sort of initiation harassment? ]

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But it's different visiting a cat and having your own.

To be completely honest, boredom. It's a pretty slow morning.

[ it's 7am, souji... how is it slow... ]

[youraffection]

dude when did u wake up?

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Around 5AM. Why?