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[youraffection]

Yosuke Hanamura

Iiiiiiit's Yosuke! You know what to do. And if you don't, leave a message after the tone. Beep! ...Haha, okay, for real now.

陽介だぜ！わかんねぇだろうな？メッセージを残ってくれ！ピーッつってん後で。ピーッ！　。。。はは、じゃ、まじで。

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[maskreant]

no, go ahead and give me gay sex tips.

[ SENDS HIM THE F/F ONE, TOO. He hopes your useless bisexual ass is happy. ]

[youraffection]

what?
no!
u have a bf im sure u have plenty!

[ It certainly helps, so thank you very much. ]

[maskreant]

plenty sex tips?

we've only done it once.

[youraffection]

what
ur joking

[maskreant]

i'm not.

we just had sex last month.

[ holy shit, he has never felt... so awkward about this. ]

[youraffection]

holy shit
no way
no fucking way

[maskreant]

did you think we were doing it all the time or something?

[youraffection]

well more than THAT yea
i just figured
i mean sex is awesome

[maskreant]

i never really thought about sex that much until recently, but it's making me wonder how often you and Yu do it.

sounds pretty often.

[youraffection]

uh
well
not much
recently
tbqh

[ Yu's legs have been broken, after all. ]

[maskreant]

yeah, i would be concerned if you did when his legs are like that and i would like to think you're not that horny.

how far have you guys gone?

[youraffection]

dude no way!
ive been trying 2 unbreak him!!

uh
geez
i cant believe were talking about this
u tell me 1st

[maskreant]

unbreak his legs. say you love him again. undo this hurt that he has when he fell off the tower, something something.

we went all the way? i think.

[youraffection]

wow ok im sry i said that

ok but
whats all the way
2 u
like
yea

[maskreant]

[ .... uhhh ]

what's all the way to you?

[ YOU'RE THE MORE EXPERIENCED ONE WHAT THE FUCK YOU SET THE STANDARDS ]

[youraffection]

[ NO DON'T MAKE HIM DO THIS DAMMIT

GAAAAAAAHHHH ]

idk!!!!
yu said its diff 4 eveyrone??





















buttstuff??

[ Why did you make him type that with his own two thumbs. ]

[maskreant]

[ OHHHHH MY

GOOOODDD

HE'S JUST STARING AT HIS PHONE like what

this is the last thing he needed to deal with on his birthday. ]

do you mean






















penetration?

[youraffection]

[ WHY DOES HE HAVE TO PUT IT ALL TECHNICAL-LIKE. ]

yes??/
iDK U TELL ME

[maskreant]

[ BECAUSE IT'S BETTER THAN BUTTSTUFF? ]

yeah, we did

[ reads the text again. ]

butt



stuff.

[youraffection]

holy shit

[ NOW HE'S PICTURING IT G'DAMMIT ]

[maskreant]

[ shit it's sinking in AGAIN that he had sex with Goro



give him a moment ]

so you guys haven't?

[youraffection]

no

[ NOW WHO'S MORE EXPERIENCED?? ]













it didnt freak u out did it

[ HONEST QUESTION. ]

[maskreant]

freak me out? more like i was really nervous.

extremely nervous. my heart was pounding so loud i was also scared that he could hear it.

[maskreant]

[ SO FAST: ]

don't tell Goro.

[youraffection]

do u think i talk 2 him??? on the reg????

[ Ok guitar lessons but still. ]

your secret is safe with me ok?
i promise

[ Look actual words and not chatspeak. ]